Need GMB Expert

I am looking for someone that has a peculiar interest in the GMB (Google local listing). If you feel like you have special knowledge of the GMB, particularly any blackhat knowledge, I would love to hear from you. (write the word "purple" in the subject line of any correspondence) I want to work with someone who has a penchant for puzzles and codes, and likes a little bit of blackhat hacking here and there. I have a particular project in mind, and if you can help me figure it out, there is a big bonus in your future. Let me know if this is you. The right person will understand the ins and outs of the Google GMB, categories, labels, the google site, etc. PLEASE NOTE - the skills that are required here are not listed on this website, so I picked some general categories, but they MAY or MAY NOT be pertinent. If you are in inquisitive, clever, and like to figure things out, and break codes, that's the most important thing. You may even have a idea of what I am getting at. :)