Looking for an ASP.NET/VB.NET/PHP/RegEx/DB Wizard!

Are you looking for an awesome job that's not only fun, challenging, and enjoyable, but also pays you more money the harder you work?

If so, then please listen carefully.
Our growing company has a fantastic job opportunity available for a Programming Wizard that can meet certain criteria.
And I have to state upfront, this job isn't for everyone.
We're looking for a very unique person to fill this job.
We're looking for someone that would also enjoy contributing ideas and sharing their thoughts, while they do their job.
We're basically looking for a talented, hard working person that would like to become a valuable member of our team.
And you can do this job completely from your home if you have a high-speed Internet connection.
Not only do we work on fun and challenging projects, but as the company grows so does everyone's SALARY! :)

So this could be a wonderful opportunity for you!
Not only could you have an exciting job but you would also enjoy knowing that as you do a great job you'll continue to be rewarded for it with more money.

Too many companies just want to hire people for a low salary and get all the work they can out of them.
We're much different!
We know the success of our company is based on the success of our team members, and that's why we believe in creating a fun work process and rewarding those that deserve it.
We're really looking for that special person that could become a 'superstar' on our team.
Someone who would love their job and love working with our team.

Here's just some of the criteria that this person would meet:
- Has their own computer and highspeed Internet connection.
- Speaks, Reads, and Writes good English.
- Can work from home without distractions.
- Can use Skype.
- Has a PayPal account.
- A passion and aptitude for learning new skills (Really FAST learner/implementer)
- Can work full-time (40 hours per week)
- An eagerness and willingness to take on new responsibilities
- Self-Motivation
- Excellent researcher
- Detail Oriented Personality
- Loyalty and Honesty
- A desire to making a valuable contribution to our company with great ideas to further grow the company

Must have the following skills:
Programming/Web:
- HTML
- VB.NET (4.0)
-ASP.NET (4.0)
- PHP (5+)
- RegEx + Scraping websites

Databases:
- SQL Server 2005
- MySQL


Optional Skills (if you have all the above skills, and most of these –you’ll be on top of the list):
- Telerik Experience
- WordPress Experience
- WordPress Plug-in Development Experience
- Mobile Development
- Internet Marketing/SEO

If you're interested in this unique opportunity, please do the following...
Send me an email at efsllcjobs@gmail.com and use a Subject Line of "I'm a Programming Wizard!"

Let me know why you think you'd be great for this job.
Also let me know the best time you can be reached (PST) and what schedule you would prefer to work from home when you won't be distracted.

Please also include links to as many examples of your work that you can.

If no links are available, then please provide screenshots.

Sincerely,
Dennis