I’m sure you know that
And it’s believed to heal kidney ailments.
While it’s true that it’s durable and beautiful, which makes it worthwhile to invest in it is its monetary worth.
It NEVER deflates! Just like me. :)
Why? I’ll tell you in a sec, but first let me introduce myself.
fanciness, you can call me
Let’s face it, you’re probably struggling to find a reliable direct response copywriter that’s knowledgeable about writing copy for sales funnels.
I don’t want to oversell it, but the truth always prevails. I’m THE one that you’re looking for.
“That’s such a bold claim,
I know, but let me tell you why I’m a worthy investment, after all, my name’s derived from the gemstone. ;)
- I paid 2 mentors to teach me everything they know about direct-response copywriting and funnel marketing
- Joined a mastermind group to interact with other experts and level up my skills
- I have multiple digital marketing and copywriting certifications from Google, Digital Marketer, and HubspotInvested $1000+ on my skills & education
- Worked with 7+ different brands and agencies onlineAnd a LOT more!
Why am I telling you this?
Because I love investing and challenging myself so I can provide quality results for my clients!
And I know for a fact that smart business owners like you love working with people who believe in kaizen.
Look, what I’m trying to say is that I got the chops and network to help you reach your business’s next milestone.
To be honest, my sales pitch is more about how I can help you than talking about myself.
I’m just saying all these things because I want your business to reach more people and change more lives—all while making heaps of dollar bills at the same time.
Now, if you d
...Or you can just shoot me a message on
What do you say? Yes? Cool.
P.S. I know what you’re thinking...
Yes, I wrote this sale pitch and no, I did not outsource this.
Here’s some proof that I can write kickass sales copy:
P.P.S. Yes, it’s a shortened link to my Portfolio.
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