Greetings good-looking prospective client!
I wanted to introduce myself in a way that shows I’m interesting, witty, and clever. Alas, I wrote this quick sales pitch instead.
I know, I know. You're probably wondering "Oh gawd! Here comes another copywriter without a CV trying to pitch me"
First off, it's not like I'm an annoying car salesman who keeps on bugging you until you walk out of the dealership because they focus on the buying now rather than make their leads understand the benefits of buying a car.
Second, I don't have an updated CV. Well, I used to have one but the last time I've updated it was four years ago! Between you and me, there isn't anything in my CV that would impress you. Unless of course you like servers and IT mumbo jumbo, then, I'd be happy to update it for you.
Sure, I've spent 13 years in corporate IT, but none of them are relevant to what I can do for your business.
Do I have your attention now? Great!
Let me introduce myself and what I do. My name is
I'm a product launch consultant and mentor that teaches funnel copywriting, organic marketing, persuasion and sales for a living.
How this translates to what we'll be doing in your business is that I know how to launch a product or a service inside out.
I may not be the best product launch specialist with funnel copywriting experience on the planet but I'm THE best at what I do which is delivering no BS amazing results and that’s what you need.
What kind of results?
Well, results such as these:
-My old coaching program generated me $7,785 DURING the start of the pandemic
-My highest
-My pre-launch offer have generated 500+ registrants (400 organic and 100+ through paid ads)
-My group mentorship program's success rate ranges from 50%, 83% to 100%-My signature program made $79,000+ in sales without spending on paid ads since I launched it late November 2020
-And a LOT more!
I'd love to be talking about my successes, but all of these won't make any sense if I don't know how will my skills can help you get above-average results.
What do you say we jump on a call and see if we're a good fit?
Here's my
Looking forward to making some magic with you!
Talk soon,
Founder
The Anti Guru
P.S. I'm sorry, I forgot…
I forgot to send you my latest and greatest portfolio.
Here you go…
The $7,785 sales letter:
Opt-in pages:
My course's sales page:
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